Ah, 1969. The year when people thought we were entering the “Age of Aquarius,” and everything suddenly turned into a utopia of peace, love, and cosmic hugs. The 5th Dimension were crooning about how “when the Moon is in the 7th house and Jupiter aligns with Mars, peace would guide the planets, and love would rule the stars.” Well, I hate to break it to you, but a quick flip through The New York Times since then tells me that peace may have missed the memo, and love? Well, it’s stuck in traffic somewhere between confusion and chaos. So, what gives?
Let’s talk Aquarius. Sure, this sign is about revolution, breaking down walls, and banding together for a better future, but it’s not about immediate results. Aquarius is playing the long game, like seriously long – centuries, maybe. The 5th Dimension may have been tapping into the Aquarian vibe, but the spirit of Aquarius is way more complex than a pop song can capture.
So, where do we start? Well, in astrology, Uranus is the modern ruler of Aquarius, and he’s a real piece of work in mythology. Basically, he’s the grumpy sky god who’s so unimpressed with his own kids (the Titans) that he tosses them into the pits of Tartarus. Total drama king move, right? But if you’re looking for a myth that embodies the Aquarian spirit of rebellion and innovation, look no further than Prometheus – the guy who stole fire from the gods. And no, I don’t mean fire as in lighting your backyard BBQ. We’re talking about fire as a symbol of knowledge, inspiration, and foresight. It’s the good stuff.
Now, Zeus, ever the buzzkill, wasn’t too happy about humans getting their hands on this divine fire. Why? Because if humans could create and solve their own problems, they’d stop groveling to the gods for help. And Zeus, being Zeus, just couldn’t have that. So, he orders his blacksmith, Hephaistos, to whip up the original Trojan horse in the form of Pandora (yeah, that Pandora), who promptly opens her infamous box, releasing every kind of trouble known to humanity. To keep things interesting, however, hope is left locked inside the box, like the ultimate cosmic punchline.
So, what does this have to do with Aquarius? Well, on a personal level, when the Sun moves into Aquarius, it’s not about lounging around waiting for world peace to magically appear. No, no, no. Aquarius season is about rallying the troops, fighting the good fight, and tearing down anything that limits progress. This is when we join forces, unite for a cause, and, like Prometheus, stick it to the man (or the gods) by creating something better. It's a time for teamwork, technological breakthroughs, and for realizing that together, we can achieve way more than we can alone.
Aquarius is like the friend who convinces you to join a protest, invent an app, or create a DIY solar-powered smoothie maker (because why not?). They’re all about forward-thinking, disrupting the status quo, and getting us out of our own way. But here’s the kicker – it’s not always smooth sailing.
Just like Prometheus paid the price for his fire theft by getting his liver pecked out by Zeus’s eagle (every day, no less!), Aquarian progress often comes with some pushback. But hey, nothing worth having comes easy, right?
So, while the 5th Dimension’s hopeful tune might not have delivered the “Age of Aquarius” as advertised, the Aquarian spirit is alive and kicking. It’s just a bit messier than we’d like. But if we keep working together, stay rebellious in all the right ways, and never give up hope (thanks,
Pandora!), we can make that Aquarian dream of a better world a reality – eventually. And if you get your liver pecked along the way? Well, at least you’re in good company with Prometheus. Now, where’s my solar-powered smoothie maker?
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Storm Cestavani is a nationally recognized astrologer who has been reading professionally for nearly thirty-five years and has amassed great skill with the divinatory arts, such as Clairvoyance, Clairaudience, Empathy, Astrology, Dreams, Channeling, Numerology, Past Lives, Automatic Writing, and Tarot. Storm’s astrological studies (FAS, CPA, MISPA) are vast and he continues to study this ancient art. In addition, Storm currently holds a degree in psychology and is a benefactor of the Association of Young Astrologers.
Storm gained international notoriety as the former radio host for the syndicated talk show “Psychic Friends Live”. He appeared in five infomercials for the Psychic Friends Network, reading for star Dionne Warwick on the show, and has been seen on a number of television and radio shows, and read for many of the most powerful celebrities and power-brokers in the world! He recently appeared on an episode of FOX’s Blind Date. Recently, he was the co-host of Keep It Magic with Jacki Smith.