Dave Linabury, Psychic Reader

Dave's been slinging tarot cards since landline phones were still a thing—1979, to be exact. As a fully initiated Olocha, Ngangalero, Wiccan, animist, and Chaos Magician, he’s basically got the metaphysical equivalent of a black belt in spiritual badassery. His readings aren’t your garden-variety "I see love in your future” kind of deal. Nope, Dave’s style is more like sitting down with a psychic MacGyver—tarot in one hand, Obi divination in the other, and a direct line to the spirits that have your back (and maybe a few that don’t).

A session with Dave isn’t about fluff and rainbows; it’s about truth. He’ll keep things as positive as possible, but if something heavy’s coming down the pike, he won’t sugarcoat it. Think of it as tough love, but from the cosmos. If you’re looking for clarity, connection, and maybe a few chills, Dave’s your guy. Just don’t expect him to pull any punches—he’s not that kind of reader.